See? Now this is whatcha call “real news”:
Florida Senate hopeful Marco Rubio never charged a back wax to his Republican Party of Florida credit card, his campaign spokesman told CNN Tuesday, rebutting Gov. Charlie Crist’s curious allegation about his Republican primary rival’s grooming habits.
HairGate solved! Or is it BackGate? Or WaxGate? GateGate? WaxWax? Oh stop…
Rubio’s spokesman Alex Burgos has the details:
“Marco paid $20 for a haircut with a razor on the neck, and he bought some items that went into a silent auction, including gift certificates,” he said.
Whew! What would we have done had we not known that?!
I think what we need is a good old fashioned suh-nap! Why, here comes one now!
As for the back wax claim: “Charlie Crist’s obsession with making up things about other people’s grooming habits is bizarre for anyone, especially the sitting governor of Florida,” Burgos said.
“It’s also a shame he cares more about what’s in Marco’s personal bills than what’s in the stimulus bill he supported.”
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